Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Abstinence Failing

A little while ago, I wrote a blog about abstaining from sex until I got to the point of a relationship. Ohhhh yall, I need help because I'm starting to cave. I have virtually no memory left to download anymore porn on my phone and I have broken another vibrator. I think I need to find something that plugs into the wall because these double A battery joints are just money down the drain. Not to mention, I may need a wrist guard because I almost snapped it tryna finish after my vibrator broke. Annnnd to top it all off, I have temptation now. I have a little crush on this guy and it's taking a WHOLE lot of talking myself out of doing a whole lot of unbloggable things with him. So far its just texting every now and then and flirting but one of these days, I'm afraid I'm gonna slip up and ON him. Noooooo, I gotta be strong. Welp, it's clear I need a second job to support this big battery bill.

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